A Different Answer
Girl: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”
Man: “It’s 12:25 p.m.”
Girl: (confused look on face) “You know, it’s very strange. I’ve asked that question twenty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer.”
Draw a Picture
A teacher asked his students to draw a picture after class.
The next day, a student handed in a piece of paper with nothing in it.
Teacher: “Where is your picture?”
Student: “This is the picture.”
Teacher: “What is your picture?”
Student: “A pasture.”
Teacher: “Where is the grass?”
Student: “The cow has eaten up.”
Teacher: “Where is the cow then?”
Student: “After eating, the cow went away.”
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